Every week, one winner. Everyone else takes the L.
A draw every week. One of us wins the lot. The other 99 of us do not.
Everyone drops in a euro. When the week closes on Monday, one member walks off with every other member's euro. The rest of us get a badge, a story and a slightly worse mood. That's the whole product — and it happens 52 times a year, not twelve.
No purchase necessary. Truly.
Every member holds exactly one entry. Free or paid, week one or week thirty. Paying never improves your odds — it only puts your euro in the pot.
The free entry has to be claimed again each week; an active €4.32 monthly subscription just means you never have to remember. A free entry is worth exactly the same as a paid one.
Estimated net prize
€20.61
30 members in · 30 entries
Somebody wins in
Odds if you enter
1 in 31
Same free or paid
Subscription
€4.32/mo
€3.58 estimated net after €0.31 processing and €0.43 platform fee
Chance you take the L
96.8%
Three steps. You lose on the third one.
Every other app in this shape is bank partners, savings accounts and a page of conditions. There is none of that here. There is a euro, a pot, and a draw — every single week.
Put in €1
Subscribe once and you are included in every weekly draw while the subscription stays active.
The pot swells
Every member is exactly one euro, so the pot is just a headcount with a currency symbol. Watch it climb all week.
One of us wins
Every Monday, the moment the week closes, we draw. The winner takes everyone else's contributions — never their own euro back. Everybody else takes the L, and we go again seven days later.
The pot is just us, counted.
No sponsor, no house money, nothing behind the curtain. Every member is one euro, so the only thing that ever makes the pot bigger is more of us in the room to lose it.
60% of the way
20 more losers and the pot is €50.
Every member is one euro a week, so the pot is only ever as big as the room. €50is what a single week's pot looks like with 50 members on the €1 path — a projection of the arithmetic, not a promise. It changes nothing about the draw. Everyone here holds exactly one entry, and a free entry counts exactly the same as a paid one.
Lose repeatedly. Collect the badges.
Show up every week, fail to win every week, climb the ranks. Ranks are counted in consecutive weeks, so a full year of losing is 52 of them. A rank is a badge beside your name and a place on the board. It changes nothing about the draw: every member holds one entry at every rank.
Fresh Meat
From week 1Week one. No idea what you're in for.
Certified Loser
4+ weeks in a rowA month of this. Zero wins. It's official now.
Serial Loser
12+ weeks in a rowTwelve weeks straight. That's dedication.
Professional Loser
26+ weeks in a rowHalf a year. You could do this in your sleep.
Hall of Shame
52+ weeks in a rowA full year of losing. Put them on a plaque.
Hall of Shame and Fresh Meat have exactly the same chance of taking the pot. The board tracks how long you have been turning up, never how much you have spent.
Don't trust us. Check us.
Before a single entry is taken we publish a hash of the random seed we will use. When the week closes on Monday we reveal the seed. Anyone can recompute the winner and confirm we never touched it.
Ticket by ticket, right down to the numbers either side of the winner — the near misses are the best part. It is the same result the maths already fixed; the reel just makes you watch it happen.
On the table now
€20.61
A euro. Less than the coffee you have already forgotten about. One of us walks off with the lot every Monday, and the rest of us do what 99 Losers is named after — 52 times a year.
No purchase necessary. One entry per member, free or paid — the free one counts exactly the same.